Broken Leg Academy of Martial Arts Presents…

Don’t miss  Broken Leg Academy’s Upcoming Seminar!

We will reveal all secrets to mystifying techniques and attacks in all positions and situations, including:

  • “Sit on the couch position”: Sit motionless 10 hours a day without killing yourself!
  • One legged pee stance: learn how to go to the bathroom like Mr. Miyagi!
  • Vocal commands: ask your wife/parents to bring you things in an authoritative manner!
  • Knitting: Knit one, pearl two. Learn the ancient art of sweater fabrication, since you really can’t do anything else…

I got a call tonight from Brett at Tiger Academy. I do miss my jiu-jitsu buddies a ton. I can’t replace the training anywhere, and mostly I can’t replace those people.

Keep your hands up

Also found out that Jeremiah’s fight can be viewed here.

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