I applied to a job opening today that required I write a haiku about online technology. And yes, I’m as excited as you might imagine.
Without further ado, I present: “Thanks for the Add”
Profile never said
You’re 40 and live with mom
Don’t want 2 meet u
So with that, if anyone has a favorite haiku to post, let’s hear it…
Sifu Eddie Camden likes to say “that person going 45 MPH in the left lane in front of you is teaching patience. The person tail-gaiting you at 85 MPH is teaching you compassion.”
Tonight, I reached an even higher state of enlightenment while commuting on 400 Southbound.
Waiting at toll booth
Stuck behind you six minutes
Sign says exact change