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Social Media Haiku

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

I applied to a job opening today that required I write a haiku about online technology. And yes, I’m as excited as you might imagine.

Without further ado, I present: “Thanks for the Add”

Profile never said
You’re 40 and live with mom
Don’t want 2 meet u

So with that, if anyone has a favorite haiku to post, let’s hear it…

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Driver lacks exact – or any – change

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Sifu Eddie Camden likes to say “that person going 45 MPH in the left lane in front of you is teaching patience. The person tail-gaiting you at 85 MPH is teaching you compassion.”

Tonight, I reached an even higher state of enlightenment while commuting on 400 Southbound.

HAIKU:

Waiting at toll booth
Stuck behind you six minutes
Sign says exact change

toll booth on 400 south, atlanta

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