Archive for the ‘World Affairs’ Category

America’s Division: Boomer Baggage or Misunderstood Realities of Globalization

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Is Obama the antidote to decades of partisan acrimony? Conservative columnist Andrew Sullivan seems to think so in his latest Atlantic Monthly piece. Beyond a Liberal vs. Conservative or Democrat vs. Republican schism, Sullivan sees the partisanship of recent decades as the baggage of the Baby Boomers’ unresolved conflict over the handling of Vietnam. Obama, he argues, can transcend this ancient bickering. Simply having Obama as the face of the U.S., he further surmises, will also completely alter the perception of the U.S. in the muslim world, whose angered young populations have known Bush as the only leader of the America.

Sullivan from an accompanying web-only interview:

Part of the context of this piece is really as follows: if you believe the world’s okay, then the case for Obama is actually rather weak. Why would we listen to this rather young, untested figure? Let’s go to security mom, Hillary, or big daddy Rudy. If you believe, as I do, that the world seems to be hurtling toward something quite catastrophic, then the requirement of the United States to actually evolve itself to resist that trend—as opposed to accelerating it—is quite high. And Obama in fact puts the brake on what I think is our accelerating path towards global warfare and possible constitutional crisis.

First of all, I do agree on margin with Sullivan and I’m excited about Obama’s candidacy. I do believe we are hurtling towards catastrophe. While there is merit to this boomers vs. post-boomer argument, the divide also reflects growing uncertainty of America’s role in a nuanced, global world. On the foreign policy front, the shadow of Vietnam haunts Iraq, but so does an enormous fear of America’s diminishing capability to project hard military power without International or host nation support. We are proving even worse at military soft-power such as nation building, whose primary apparati were dismantled before we invaded Iraq. America has also seen a diminished ability to wield economic power against countries with large oil reserves. Similarly, nations with coveted resources like Venezuela, Iran, and Russia have taken brazen (often self-defeating) actions to cut off energy exports or bully trade partners. China’s huge demand for petroleum has stymied harder stances against Iran or the Sudan, whose Darfur and southern regions are rich with oil. On the home front, misunderstanding in globalized commerce manifests in backlashes against immigrants. For all of the oil industry’s sins, it is supply/demand increasing prices at the pump, not people in the Exxon boardroom.

Above all, I don’t want to give any of these academic points too much credence. The bottom line is that the world has become much, much more complex, yet the average voter’s understanding of the issues is increasingly dismal. (more…)

Iranian Whitewater Paddlers train with US Coach

Monday, August 27th, 2007

Today, NPR covered the Iranian paddlers we met when we attended the US Whitewater Slalom National Championships recently held at the Adventure Sports Center International in McHenry, Maryland. If you listen to the NPR audio, you can hear our friend Matt on the PA announcing “one of our guests from Iran.”

NPR: Iranian Women Learn Top Kayaking Skills in U.S.

Recap: 47 Minutes with the TSA

Monday, August 13th, 2007

I had a birthday last week, and with it my driver’s license expired. I learned this at 6 AM Saturday morning at Dulles International Airport as Jen and I were trying to fly home to Chicago for a family reunion. While Jen moved quickly through the security line, the security contractor (non-TSA) marked my boarding pass for further security screening and took me all the way to the last security station.

I quickly realized I was in the terrorist suspect line. There were over 50 people in front of me in the line, and except for maybe 6 or 7 individuals, everyone else was either speaking in a Middle East language or wearing a head scarf. I’m absolutely not exaggerating. I counted 6 women with headscarves, and there were two or three groups of Israelis traveling together. Some others in the group appeared to be Pakistani or Bangledeshi, and a few Malysians seemed to be present as well.

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Whitewater National Championships = International Diplomacy

Thursday, August 9th, 2007

Last weekend we visited two of my oldest friends from Atlanta who moved to western Maryland last summer. Kieran is working remotely for IBM and Matt is managing the new artificial whitewater course at Adventure Sports Center International in McHenry, MD. They also manage four beautiful kids who keep them extremely occupied. After a long night of catching up, the kids woke us up early on Saturday for several hours of errands and field trips. I merely had to keep all four alive (harder than you think, and I can elaborate) long enough to give mom a quick break and then we were off to the race. Though officially opened a month to the day of the race, ASCI was hosting the 2007 US National Championships.

I was lucky to have Matt and Kieran indoctrinate me as a spectator long enough ago to have watched Matt qualify for both the Sydney and Athens Olympics. Whitewater slalom is the most exciting live sport I’ve ever watched and defies description. At first it really seems like controlled chaos. Paddlers either have a strong understanding of fluid dynamics (the science), a vocalized spirituality about how the water wants to flow (the art) , or both. Either way, they understand they can only go where the water permits, and maneuvering is about choosing the right line and hoping for the best.

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Diplomatic Immunity and Respecting Your Host’s Laws

Friday, July 27th, 2007

Handicapped spots are large enough to allow enough space for a wheelchair or a ramp-assisted van. Most countries do not have laws ressemling our Americans with Disabilities Act. That’s a shame, because since most people never suffer a disability, they can’t appreciate the need to give a little consideration to allow everyone an equal opportunity to be self-sufficient. Hence the need to legislate this consideration.

Diplomat's horrible parking job.
A line is crossed…

The car on the left is a diplomat, parked less than 18 inches from the car to the right. Clearly, there are a ton of Americans who also don’t know how to park. I briefly thought about waiting around to confront the driver of the car on the left, but resisted the urge to be an ugly American. But I may send the unblurred photo to the U.S. State Department.

D.C: Local News is National…

Tuesday, July 24th, 2007

Lousy local news aside, one great perk of being in DC is the increased visibility and coverage of national issues. Folks in the metro area like to point out that national issues ARE our local news.

Today while working on the apartment, I was able to listen to most of CSPAN and NPR coverage of the Senate Judiciary Committee crucifying Alberto Gonzales, arguably the most incompetent and least trustworthy person to ever hold the office of Attorney General of the United States. Democrats and Republicans alike skewered him.

Though it’s amusing to see him finally called on his perversion of liberties and his inability to be truthful in committee testimony, it’s quite sad to see the Justice Department so weakened and dysfunctional. The Justice Department is still one of the most crucial legs in a legitimate war against terrorism, and its capabilities may be hindered until the new administration takes over in 2009.

D.C. Embassies and how to party like a diplomat

Monday, June 11th, 2007

Even more so than domestic politics, diplomacy is rife with games. Take all the egos and self-interest and throw in the international variables of cultural differences – social, economic, spiritual — local and national objectives and military goals, and you have a world teetering on the brink. The games that countries play can be literal or figurative. When the Nixon administration attempted to engage the Peoples’ Republic of China, they broke the ice through ping pong tournaments drawing on the best players in both countries. Of course, this was dubbed ‘ping-pong diplomacy’.

Then you have all sorts of other games:  

USSR: “We shot down one of your spy planes and we’re holding the pilot.”
US: “But we’re not spying on you.”
USSR: “Yeah well we have one of your U-2 planes that flies at extremely high altitude…”
US: “Are you saying you have missiles that can go that high?”
USSR: “Um, no.” 

To facilitate this careful tango, nations like to have their embassies really close to one another. In DC, I’m learning, they’re all clustered around Massachusetts and Wisconsin Avenues.  

It’s a lot like college really. The dorms hold what they call “Around the World” parties. Each dorm room takes a country as its namesake and prepares a horribly cliched drink associated with that country. For example, Ireland might serve Irish coffee, Mexico serves something made with tequila – but most kids just mix Everclear and kool aid and call it something exotic. 

The concept is ostensibly a “cultural” exchange, but no one is really learning anything along those lines. The real objective of the Around the World format is to go room to room with your buddies and drink yourselves stupid along the way. The typical aftermath involves waking up next to the Russian Bear the following morning and realizing that you inadvertently extended international relations. And now you must diffuse the situation without further escalating the crisis.  

DC is a bit of a party town, not to mention the fact that embassies are considered foreign soil, not subject to US laws. You also can’t arrest a diplomat. Combine all that time away from home with a consequence-free environment and I’m sure the place gets fairly crazy. The Around the World parties on Embassy Row probably go something like this: 

Germany: “Let’s hit it. Let’s drop by India and Mexico early and then hang out at the the British Isles. I want to end up at Iceland later, so that’ll give the Scandinavian and Costa Rican girls time to have a few drinks.”
Canada: “Totally stoked. Can we skip Australia? Last time I got head-butted in the face.”
Germany: “Yeah, but I need to swing by Saudi Arabia for a minute to score some petroleum.”
Canada: “Bro, I told you I’d hook you up, and I definitely don’t want to get stuck there again. They don’t even drink and last time the Prince had that guys hands cut off.”
Germany: “He was stealing appetizers. Look, we’ll have a signal when it’s time to leave. But to be safe, let’s show up with Israel. He wasn’t invited and they won’t be sorry to see us go.” 

Just like your drunken dorm days, big countries all get together for a summit or a treaty every now and again, but not a lot gets done. And in between, everyone’s trying to “borrow” everyone’s meal card, hog the community bathroom, screw everyone elses’ significant others, and then deny it later.